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Saturday, May 31st, 2008

I need to go home (we need to go home). I miss my City. She’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen—and I’ve seen the best the world has to offer.

I miss being among folks who don’t regard me as some aberration. I miss being among folks whom I don’t regard as vile.

Here—in exiled place—I practically kiss every gay man and lesbian I see, I follow folks—who display Democratic bumper-stickers on their modest cars—around shopping centers, I make conversation with young punks.

Here, it’s painful to be me.

Home. We are the Atlanteans.

haaaaaaa

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

a quick aside—-I’ve been WAY too distracted by the latest Kinky Salon widget….

SAB

Monday, May 26th, 2008

You think you know what happened? oh yeah?

Things aren’t as easy as you think. It’s not A fucked over B—or B fucked over A. In the real world, A and B did shit to each other and to AB that couldn’t be smoothed over by kisses and a good fuck.

I love you. YOU. SAB.  i’m sorry.

It’s Fucking GREAT to be a Californian!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

The California state Supreme Court just overturned the gay marriage ban and ruled that gays and lesbians have a constitutional right to marry [in California].  California is the second (after Massachusetts) and largest state to declare the unconstitutionality of banning same-sex marriage.  This is awesome.

They say ya gotta learn something new everyday…

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

I just discovered THIS site; it’s been amusing me for hours; I learned, among other things:

How to regain control of a spooked camel

How to win a street fight

How to survive a free-style rap battle

How to run up a wall and flip

How to be a scene kid [honestly, I had no idea what a "scene kid" is. Now I'm in the loop and happenin']

How to be a Gothic Lolita

How to hide an erection

How to use a bidet

How to speak gibberish

How to do nothing

How to make a Starship Enterprise out of a floppy disk

How to do harsh Death Metal vocals

How to build a hidden-door bookshelf

How to get rich easily

How to make invisible shelves

How to get out of a car that’s hanging over a cliff

How to look like a zombie

How to become a Hobo

Can’t make this stuff up… Part 2

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

What is especially remarkable about this story is the admission that 0.7 percent* (or 390,000) of the population of Wales claimed to be Jedi during a 2001 census….

Darth Vader Attacks Jedi “Church”

(in case link no longer works, try THIS)

*according to my calculations, 390,000 would be 1.3% of an estimated 2.9 million population (.7% would be 203,000). Either the writer of this story is a mathematical moron or he didn’t check his facts.

Can’t make this stuff up…

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

The world is a strange strange place:

Vatican: It’s OK to Believe in Aliens 

San Francisco First-Grader takes Gun to School 

It’s National Nursing Home Week!  (Get yer gear here)

Lesbians Sue Lesbians 

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Thursday, May 8th, 2008

things were going along—not happily or even satisfactory but going along—when something came up and sent me revolving downward…again. what it is/was is not something i wish to discuss other than to say, although it is difficult for me to maintain anger and/or dislike, doing so is more soothing than to engage in hurt or any other sissy emotion.

i wish to be mean; i want to unleash my assholism. i’ve been keeping it checked all day—despite having been given the opportunity to say what i really think (in the rudest, cruelest, meanest way possible). i may still give in.

His Argument

Monday, May 5th, 2008

We got into it–my son and I.

“Severin,” I said, “I’d take millions of dead monkeys if we could find a cure for you”.

He argued, it doesn’t matter. It’s not right to kill. I’d rather have my disease than kill monkeys.

I love him. I would argue his argument. If not for him.